Perfect Computer

YES!After going through a virus attack,losing a hard drive,fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software,installing fire-walls,being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,and a host of other problems…I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
Today is International Disturbed People’s Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done.

I don’t care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself…
You hang in there sunshine, you’re frigging special.

Cannibal Food

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ‘em, I’ve roasted ‘em, I’ve stewed ‘em, I’ve barbequed ‘em, I’ve even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”

The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”

“Ah ha!” he replies. “No wonder.. those are friars!”

Priceless paintings in Swiss art heist found: reports

Paintings stolen in one of Europe’s largest art thefts have been discovered in a parking lot in front of a psychiatric hospital in Zurich, Switzerland, according to local media.

The area around the Psychiatric University Clinic was closed off Monday evening and Zurich police spokeswoman Judith Hoedl said that a suspicious vehicle had been found.

Barbie, Shepard sweep animation, game awards

Toronto — Barbie and Commander Shepard were big winners at the second annual Canadian Awards for the Electronic and Animated Arts, which were announced at a Saturday night ceremony in Vancouver.

Lisabeth Shatner Presents Some More Star Trek:TOS Costumes

Lisabeth Shatner Presents Some More Star Trek:TOS Costumes