John David Riva On Choosing William Shatner As The Star Trek: The Tour Spokesperson

John David Riva On Choosing William Shatner As The Star Trek: The Tour Spokesperson

Vimy Ridge memorial defiled by kinky sex acts, courts told

PARIS – A world-famous Canadian war memorial that even Adolf Hitler treated with respect is being desecrated by kinky local adventurers posing for photographs and videos that are later being posted on porn websites.

A Canadian official said Tuesday the federal government is reviewing security procedures at the Canadian War Memorial at Vimy Ridge, site of the famous 1917 Canadian battle victory that helped both win the First World War and forge the young Canadian nation. Among the dead were 3,598 who lost their lives taking the seemingly invulnerable German position at Vimy.

Three court cases are underway involving indecent incidents at the memorial that honours more than 60,000 Canadians who died and many more wounded. The hearings have been closed to media coverage, but reports say people have exposed themselves or engaged in public sexual acts.

Britney Spears Shows Up to Lawyer’s Office; Thought It Was a Gas Station

In a miraculous new development, someone actually convinced Britney Spears to concentrate on something other than her fake British accent for more than two hours. The unofficial Cheetos mascot was scheduled to attend a deposition at K-Fed’s lawyer’s office yesterday (Jan. 21), and not only did she show up, she managed to stay longer than 14 minutes! It’s a new day, y’all!

Shortly after 10:40 a.m., the 26-year-old arrived at Mark Kaplan’s L.A. office in her white Mercedes-Benz SL65, accompanied by perpetual hanger-on Sam Lufti. The singer — who was expected to answer questions about her parental skills, erratic behaviour and past drug use — wasn’t seen leaving until 1:30 p.m.