More Funny Headlines

24 08 2007

More Funny Headlines

- Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

- Eye Drops Off Shelf

- Teachers Strike Idle Kids

- Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

- Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

- Miners Refuse To Work After Death

- Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

- Stolen Painting Found By Tree

- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter





British Airways flight 602

24 08 2007

British Airways flight 602

“This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

“If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

“If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

“If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

“That’s me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!”





Motion pictures

24 08 2007


Because of the stylistic similarities between comic strips and early animated movies, “cartoon” came to refer to animation, and this is the sense in which “cartoon” is most commonly used today. These are usually shown on television or in cinemas and are created by showing illustrated images in rapid succession to give the impression of movement. (In this meaning, the word cartoon is sometimes shortened to toon, which was popularized by the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Although the term can be applied to any animated presentation, it is most often used in reference to programs for children, featuring anthropomorphized animals, superheroes, the adventures of child protagonists, and other related genres.